Come Join Us!*
We are always looking for (healthy) new members to join our flock.
Since insuring our youngest members make it to adulthood is not a priority of ours,
we must look outside our congregation to grow. Oh woopsie, we just
lost another member: a 16 yr. old boy. Please hurry!
Come join our family of love... just don't get sick.
Their 2nd child
Carl and Raylene Worthington (members of our church)
Help Us Please!
"Heathens, All of You!"
Their first child
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Who's Next?
(smile for the camera)
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News:
* You are healthy right? We're just saying...